Newsgroups: alt.tasteless From: af642@Freenet.carleton.ca (T. Taylor) Subject: Cat blows chunks Date: Mon, 11 Oct 1993 01:53:34 GMT So I'm sitting here, right, minding me own business, when I hear: Gacck...Gacck Gackk gackk This being an unusual noise ( at least when I'm not making it), nI turn, and there's the cat... Gacck,,,, cough...gackk gackk Hairball, right ? That's what I thought. And behold, the cat is not 6 inches away. Quickly I grabb a handy near by newspaper and shove it under the cat's now wide open mouth. Usually, the cats several rooms away, andby the time I get there with a suitable port-o-vomit catcher (tm) , the cat's hurled all over the plant, carpet or the other cat. So this time, I'm soemwhat happy, although the wretches and bit of drool dribbling accross the cat's tongue is *disusting* Gacck, retch..gacck...ga..ga.ga....gasplash.. ( anybody got a good word for projectile vomit ?). A veritable geyser of chunks, spraying forth in a cylindrical pattern...across the wall, desk, and last but not least, my arm..which is still holding the newspaper. The newspaper is, of course dry. That warm feeling as the chunks mixed with froth dripped down my forearm has left me with a permanent emotional scar... Rex -- Shouldn't be a problem, should it ?